Hellbound trash empress

heritageposts:

heritageposts:

heritageposts:

we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don’t even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i’m opening fire

*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled

tumblr’s current business model isn’t profitable and never will be and no amount of scolding from staff blogs or tumblr ad-free pay piggies is gonna fix that. don’t let yourself be guilted into buying merch, badges or ad-free. you’re throwing your money into a bottomless pit while the techbro ghouls running this website laugh about you at their next board meeting while applauding the shmucks coming up with new ideas on how to twitter- or tiktokify the website

“but tumblr needs to make money!!!”

if tumblr really wants its regular user onboard with keeping the website afloat then we should at least demand that they do the bare minimum in keeping the site functional. and right now, they’re not even doing that. every change they’ve made lately has made the website/app worse. i should give my money to tumblr so what—they can make a more intrusive version of tumblr live? remove the chronical dashboard? come up with an even more transphobic way of doing content moderation? yeah, no thanks

evilwizard:

aethericfist:

evilwizard:

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

I always thought the name wormtongue was derogatory but I clearly misunderstood their dynamic

i know i made the original post but come on man

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barbiethemovie:

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the-haiku-bot:

pair-of-ragged-quarks:

thyrell:

now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn

Unfortunately this probably won’t happen. The tumblr sex ban was influenced by new laws like SESTA/FOSTA, the website getting banned from several countries & removed from the App Store, etc. It’s a legal liability thing, not just some impulsive profit-increasing move, so it’d probably take a lot to undo that decision.

Would be extremely funny if staff had the balls to unban it though

Would be extremely

funny if staff had the balls

to unban it though

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

teathattast:

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webbyghost:

corrie-zodori:

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?

Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

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sleepy-bebby:

Manul / Pallas’s cat

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everyteenager4free2:

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powerburial:

bigprettygothgf:

the future is so awesome man

shes speaking patois

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jcrewguy:

ALT

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

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brucespringsteendotcom:

Public transit be like your bus is due …..now! ……..now! …..any second now…….okay now! Just kidding uhh…………..now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again

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memeuplift:

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scrubfeast:

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crabs-but-better:

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don’t sleep!

THE CONSEQUENCES

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heavenhillgirl:

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